A colander be this.
A colander is a nifty little roll of fecal matter than one rubs on their face to bring out their toot powers. Green is a circle when toot hot dog, don.
History[]
For centuries, Colanders have been used for pooping one another's pants, until recently, when "Colander jokes" caught on. Then people started using them for silly thinks like pasta.
Examples of Colander Jokes[]
"Ouch! My colander!"
"Put your colander away before somebody gets hurt!"
"My colander is bigger than your colander."
"Birds are fuzzy and bloody."